FridayFebruary222008

Help Jennifer Lopez Name Her Nenes

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After we nearly spit out our Vicodin and tonics over the discovery that a blog totally devoted to the names of celebrities’ babies exists, we decided “Name J-Lo’s Bundles of Cash Joy” would be a fun game to play. As you already know, there’s been some speculation that the little brats will have “Max” and “Emme” engraved on their respective solid gold pacifiers. But those names just don’t seem… real, yet fabulous enough for La Lopez.

So, dear little Guanaboos, share what you think Jennifer should name her babies. We’ll start things off with our own suggestions:

Bencrisojanididdy. And, for the girl, Jennifersleysis. Cute, no?

Jennifer Lopez Baby Names - Is It Max and Emme? [Celebrity Baby Names Blog]
Earlier: Jennifer Lopez’s Womb Trolls Have Names

Comments

Smith and Wesson

Beretta and Ruger

What about ” New yoriquin royalty 1” and “new yoriquin royalty 2” since that never existed before due to the fact that it is an oxymoron.

She’s willing to pimp them out for 6 million (evidently not for charity) so I’m thinking she’ll name them “Glow” and “Deseo.” You know she’s looking for some product placement.

“Walker” and “Texas Ranger”. Or maybe “Dr. Quinn” and “Medicine Woman”.

Rich anthony and starr

Chalupa and Gordita! Ummm love those taco flavored kissses!!!

marco antonio JUNIOR & Yennyfer

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Benito (en honor de Affleck) y Dida (para recordar sean)

Mijo and Amber
or
Enchirito and Michelada

marcella or marcell marquel

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