Hugo Chavez Threatens To Steal Milk, Make Baby Jesus Cry
Just in time to make you extra glad you have a nice, tall glass of Freedom Milk to go with your Russell-Stover-binge-session-streaked face, Hugo Chavez has threatened to nationalize Nestle and Parmalat plants in Venezuela:
Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez threatened to nationalize the milk factories of Nestle and Parmalat, accusing the transnational food companies of bribing producers and leaving the network of state-owned and cooperative milk processing plants without the product.
“This government needs to tighten the screws,” the president affirmed on his weekly talk show Aló Presidente on Sunday. “If, for example, it is demonstrated that [Nestle and Parmalat], by distinct economic mechanisms or pressure, take away production and leave the factories of the state and the cooperatives without the necessary milk supply, we must apply the constitution and intervene and nationalize the plants.”
First the rich, creamy goodness of Alejandro Sanz, and now the rich, creamy goodness of milk? Why must you systematically ruin all that is rich and creamy in the world, Hugo Chavez? God. Why don’t you point at a baby and call it fat while you’re at it, you heartless cad.
Chavez Threatens to Nationalize Nestle and Parmalat Plants in Venezuela [Venezuela Analysis]
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Damn, Hugz is trying to take everything away. What will I do without my once-in-a-while fix of Nesquik chocolate milk? Does Milo come out Vene? If so I’m going to hoard a million cans.
Posted by marimari | February 15, 2008
Good Lord, I don’t know why I keep coming back here, boredom namely I guess…
I also don’t know why I expect you editors to be less biased about anything, its unfair to you and me.
You hate Bush, you hate Chavez, you hate Obama,
you tolerate white people but only when you are trying to act like/ talk like/ fuck them,
you hate Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria because they are stupid representatives of Latinas…
You think you’re snide remarks and extreme sarcasm make you entertaining (to some I suppose, to be fair)
I just feel bad that so many people are so influenced by what the majority believes (I am no exception I assure you).
Take someone like “Latin Princess” who I’m willing to bet has NO IDEA what the hell is going on in Venezuela but has jumped on the “I HATE CHAVEZ” bandwagon blindly.
I think its disappointing that you are so incredibly biased and unwilling to listen or accept other peoples ideals without labeling them as crazy, unbalanced or ignorant.
Wasting my time, sure, but I was never one to shut my big mouth (much to my detriment I should add) but still…
Posted by rebekah | February 15, 2008
@ rebekah: fuck, fuck, fuck you.
Posted by Latin_Princess | February 15, 2008
@Latin_Princess- yuck, yuck, yuck you
Posted by rebekah | February 15, 2008
@ rebekah: Aww. That was cute!
Posted by Latin_Princess | February 15, 2008
lol! i think someone pointed this out last time, this site is called guanabee for a reason.
in any case, i don’t think most people here hate chavez, but whatever, maybe they’re all patriotic or something. i just think this is all ironic. you know, all those banana republics the US set up, and now Chavez is fighting for his country’s interests and the US won’t have it
Posted by trapped in a box | February 16, 2008