ThursdayFebruary282008

In Barack's America, We Are All Mexican. Especially Teddy Kennedy.

It will be interesting to see just how Mexican Barack Obama’s administration actually turns out to be should he make it to the White House. In the meantimes, Teddy Kennedy is BACK with another Mexican drinking song! This time he’s singing “Jalisco” before screaming fans in Laredo in support of his friend Barry Hussein. When, Teddy, will you give your adoring public what they want and release an album? After all, the Irish are the drunk, lazy Mexicans of Europe.

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Ok, Is Teddy Kennedy Mexican? Huh, let’s see: Catholic? check. Affinity for the ladies? check. Amateur alcoholic?check. Committed major crime at a young age, possibly involving drunk driving (Chapaquiddick)? check. Immigrant family? check. Whole family sort-of lives in same house? check. Got his job through his brother/father/whatever? check. I’m starting to get confused…

Whaddya mean amateur?

A chick dies and this dude is all good. The Kennedy Curse can be overturned!!!

“After all, the Irish are the drunk, lazy Mexicans of Europe.”

Bono said,”The Irish are just Latinos that can’t dance.” He was refering to the “passionate” temperment they share. I totally forgot about the love of cervesa.

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