In case you or your kids are want for something dangerous to do to your bodies and minds on a Saturday night, Inside Bay Area has some helpful news you can use about a popular new drug that’s totally legal and totally deadly! It’s called salvia divinorum and of course it comes from crazy Mexicans Indians:

The drug is produced from a Mexican plant used by Mazatec Indians for healing and ritual prophecy. Users in the United States have reported effects ranging from relaxation and sensual pleasure to out-of-body experiences and frightening hallucinations.

But wait, that’s not all. You also get awesomely attacked by your house and everything in it:

San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Lt. Jerry Davis, who is pushing legislation to ban sales to minors, said one woman who used salvia — sometimes called “Sally D” or “magic mint” — claimed that her miniblinds suddenly began beating her.

“She had a burrito on the table,” he said, reporting her hallucination. “It grew legs and teeth and started to attack her.”

Call us idealistic, but isn’t this the whole point of California? Come on! You’re getting soft, people.

Drug gains popularity, lacks any regulation [Inside Bay Area]