Jennifer Lopez Is Afraid Someone Will Kidnap Her Babies. And Eat Them. To Gain Eternal Youth. Marc.

TMZ has used the latest in Photoshop technology to tell the story of Jennifer Lopez and her fear that someone will kidnap her Baby Blocks:

TMZ has learned that the Long Island hospital where J.Lo will probably give birth to her twins is practicing “pink drills” — code for thwarting a possible kidnapping.

Yeah we practice pink drills. Every night.

Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a “Code Pink” drill last Friday — “Code Pink” is code for locking down the hospital to prevent a kidnapping attempt.

A rep for North Shore confirmed that the pink drill did indeed go down, but said that the timing is just a coincidence, but that’s not what our sources are saying.

The only person Jennifer needs to worry about is Marc Anthony, for the simple fact that he eats babies. Or maybe P. Diddy. Wreaking havoc. Getting the little ones to vote. Or die. You know how it is.

J.Lo Hospital On Alert to Thwart Babynapping [TMZ]