The giant pod person that ate Jennifer Lopez is, apparently, very demanding and annoying staff at Long Island’s North Shore University Hospital:

Jennifer Lopez is about to pop out twins, and that has North Shore University Hospital on Long Island in a tizzy. A staffer there says a private room - furnished especially for the mom-to-be with a luscious brown leather couch - has been sitting empty for two weeks now. The room is reserved for the diva. “No one’s even allowed in there until she gets here. It’s just sitting there for her,” said the employee. The hospital, which reportedly beefed up security recently, had no comment.

Chortle. Beef. When asked for comment, the monster replied, “Grrrawwrr.”

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