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Jessica Alba Has Some Beauty Tips For Avoiding The "Latina Makeup Mask"
Thanks to our always impeccably made-up commenters Janie A G-Go and Latin_Princess, we were recently introduced to the concept of the “Latina Makeup Mask”, something that certain Latinas with deathly pallors never have to deal with. But we are quite familiar with looking like a half-melted Creamsicle thanks to self tanners and tinted foundation. Thankfully, Jessica Alba knows just the product to keep us all from resembling frozen desserts in various stages of decay. Thanks Jess!
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WHAT THE HELLL….WOMENZ ARE EVIL…WITH THAT POWER THEY CAN PASS FOR ANYTHINGZ
Posted by latinogamer | February 07, 2008
@ latinogamer. Mijo, decaf, ok?
Whenever I hear of the Latino MakeUp Mask, I think of the Eva Longonorheeah cheerleader pic when she was at Texas A & I, when it was still Texas A & I
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | February 07, 2008
@janie
And the photo that went around a while back of Eva Longwhoria without the mask!
http://www.americangirl.co.uk/americangirl/americangirl.php/2006/7/11/eva_longoria_no_make_up_on_arghhhh
Posted by pocachica | February 07, 2008
@ pocachica
See the eyebrows? See, we are all just one overzealous tweeze before we go into superchola-cum-cashier del HEB look.
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | February 07, 2008
@ Janie and pocachica: Let’s have a moment of silence to thank Saint Photoshop and Our Lady of Cover Girl for saving us from ourselves. And from those tweezers.
Posted by Latin_Princess | February 07, 2008
HEB Cholas are ok, the Mi Tienda ones are hoooooooooooot!
Posted by latinogamer | February 07, 2008
Are these “cholas” the girls who draw their eyebrows on with Sharpies?
like this one
and this one
Talk about a major turn-off, akin to seeing your grandma naked.
Posted by Benito Camelas Bolas | February 08, 2008