MondayFebruary252008

Jessica Alba Would Like To Thank The Academy By Running Away

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Multiple MTV Movie Award nominee and Academy Award attender Jessica Alba stunned some guests at last night’s Oscars by being kind of a bitch:

Shocking some Oscar guests, Jessica Alba steps off the press line and does a reverse red carpet walk – going against traffic on the general audience line as an Academy escort shouted, “Excuse us, please, make room!”

In Jessica’s defense, though, it takes a lot of room to wrangle an ego so monstrously huge. Or maybe she just had a sudden craving for french fries? With cheese. And bacon. Mmmm.

Oscars Red Carpet: What You Didn’t See [People]

Comments

I have to say that I loved her dress, yes the feather bits were too much but that color looked gorgeous on her, that bitch. And didn’t she seem a bit flustered when she was presenting? She read her lines pretty badly, but at least she wasn’t a shaking, anxious mess like that Heigl chick…

Heigl needed a smoke, that’s why.

I thought Jessice looked gorgeous and did well at reading, she sounded almost intelligent to me and I guess that’s a plus. About the red carpet - give her a break, the girl is pregnant (maybe with twins) - she probably just had to have an emergency bathroom break.

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