Jessica Alba Would Like To Thank The Academy By Running Away
25 February 2008, 11:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Multiple MTV Movie Award nominee and Academy Award attender Jessica Alba stunned some guests at last night’s Oscars by being kind of a bitch:
Shocking some Oscar guests, Jessica Alba steps off the press line and does a reverse red carpet walk – going against traffic on the general audience line as an Academy escort shouted, “Excuse us, please, make room!”
In Jessica’s defense, though, it takes a lot of room to wrangle an ego so monstrously huge. Or maybe she just had a sudden craving for french fries? With cheese. And bacon. Mmmm.
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I have to say that I loved her dress, yes the feather bits were too much but that color looked gorgeous on her, that bitch. And didn’t she seem a bit flustered when she was presenting? She read her lines pretty badly, but at least she wasn’t a shaking, anxious mess like that Heigl chick…
Heigl needed a smoke, that’s why.
I thought Jessice looked gorgeous and did well at reading, she sounded almost intelligent to me and I guess that’s a plus. About the red carpet - give her a break, the girl is pregnant (maybe with twins) - she probably just had to have an emergency bathroom break.