Jessica Alba Would Rather Eat Burgers Than Snort Coke Of Your Clavicle

Jessica Alba decided to skip on the post-Oscar festivities in favor of chomping down on some big ol’ greasy burgers. Allegedly:

Pregnant Jessica Alba ruled the red carpet in her purple strapless Marchesa gown at Sunday’s Oscars – where she revealed to Ryan Seacrest that she’s in her “third trimester.”

But looking so glam took its toll, Alba admitted Monday on her MySpace blog. “Instead of hitting up the Governor’s Ball or any other party, we opted for sweats and In-N-Out Burgers,” she wrote. “Being preggers kind of takes the fun out of partying until the wee hours.”

As entertaining as the star-studded bashes might be, she added, “Sleep always sounds so much better these days.”

Shiiit, no it don’t! Drinking for two is always more fun. Even if it’s just a 40 in the parking lot behind the In-N-Out.

Jessica Alba Skips Oscar Parties for ‘Sweats & Burgers’ [People]