John Mayer Fan Fiction Touches Miami And My Other Parts

So we were self-administering our daily coffee enema, perusing John Mayer fan fiction on Live Journal, like we always do, when we came across one that was Latino themed! We practically shat ourselves in excitement, all of this morning’s efforts very nearly going to waste. Behold, the wonder and splendor offered us the Teh Interwebs:

They were still as passionate about each other as the day he’d offered her a white-gloved hand as her quinceanera escort, leading her into their first dance. They were fifteen years old and shared their first kiss that night, sneaking out to the terrace at Casa Diamandi, the waves crashing on the shore below and the full moon shimmering high in the sky.

We have been transported to a time. And a place.

“Rafi, why was such a big deal made out of a simple possession case?”

“Not so simple when the trunk of your car is filled with blocks of cocaine and heroin. The whole lot was seized by the DEA. Street worth of about $4 million.”

“Did the papers say where the drugs came from?” Doug formulated his words carefully.

Rafi held her breath as she practically whispered into the phone. “Columbia. All indications show it was probably smuggled in crates of coffee beans. Likely through the Ports of New Orleans…and Miami.”

Wait. Where is John Mayer? When do we get to imagine ourselves running our fingers through his chocolate-brown tresses while his throbbing member pulsates against the small of our back? Also, there is a seagull in the background. Let’s call him Stanley.

This chapter is a split-screen. While John and Skye are discovering each other in Cleveland, Bev goes home to Miami. Non-John chapter, but as you know, there’s always a purpose behind them.

Enjoy!

JMFanGrrl and JenScriitor

Curse you, JMFanGrrl and JenScriitor! We feel lied to. We thought we would have the opportunity to read about sexy, tropical, sand-in-strange-places-marred encounters with He Whose Body Is A Neverland Ranch (or something). We guess staring at this photo of John Mayer in his snuggly banana hammock will have to suffice.

Meanwhile in Miami… [JMayer_FanFic]