Ladies, Daniel Mauser Has A New Appreciation For Your Hole
15 February 2008, 1:00 PM. By Carlos Posas
There’s nothing like a Valentine’s Day hangover to bring vagina into a perspective for a young man about town.
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Someone put this man out of his misery. Latin Princess?
@ella. She’s too far aguey.
Dan, I’ve got an 8 track of Sexual Healing and I’ve placed the Frexinet in the fridge so we can have mimosas for brunch in bed tomorrow…and make sure you bring a raincoat.
Marvin Gay always does it for me. I love Cava and I have a squirt fetish. What time?
Daniel, did you already wear out that used fleshlight I bought for you in Chinatown?
@ Daniel. A la hora que quieras, mi rey.
Hey, could you not drink beforehand? ’cause the last guy I brought over got too drunk and when I was on top of him getting all kinds of naked, he asked me to stop because AND I QUOTE ” Oh wow, the room is spinning, either you are so intoxicating or I shouldn’t have had that last shot”
I live in Dallas… way too far from NYC.
My homegirl, Janie, knows exactly what to do for him. ;)
Jane Fonda’s powerful cunt still has power apparently
Daniel will be a new man after a night with Janie.
He will be more Go-Go and no more EMO-EMO
@ LP. Of course I know what to do! I will do my special lucha libre de mis pants move: LA TONGOLELE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Gf4qUFP1I
@ Janie
I don’t like whiskey with my dick either…that being said I have a special place in my heart for this joint right here:
http://www.last.fm/music/Avenue+D/_/don‘t+get+too+drunk+to+fuck
and I always feel guilty for liking it and wonder what my mom would think…
@ Gamer. I can guarantee that there will be a change. Either he will walking like a king or rocking himself in a corner wondering what the hell just happened…but he will not be the same.
Hey Daniel, so you don’t have a problem with Carnitas, right? Cause I got chingos of carnitas. There is enough to make several dozens of tamales.
and how do you feel about smacking my ass with a racket as I call you Boris? that cool? not cool?
@ pocachica. Its moments like these when songs of this nature come along that I am glad that my mom knows no English.
I like avocado in my torta. Nipple clamping, scrotum nailing, racket slapping I am all game. As long as you show you are loving it.
Oh yeah, its canchis canchis time!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFilHQNivS4
Daniel, “this one’s”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFd-5EiYmT0 for you.
What about the Argentinas you met back in December in Buenos Aires with my brother Daniel?? Isnt it only 2 and a half months without getting any??
@ Janie A Go-Go: Do you think it would take me long to learn Tongolele’s routine?
Huh. And all this time I thought Mauser was one of TEH GAYS…
@ Cindy. I heart you, missy.
@ LP. For a girl like you, its easy, cause you got class.
@ este_es_mi_nombre. It is easy to confuse one of teh gheys with a chilango sabor de fresa.
@ Daniel. I’m guey-ting for chu…