Mario Lopez Is Charitable, Dating Some Cow

13 February 2008, 10:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser

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Mario Lopez: actor, pageant host, dimples and Jheri Curl, was on hand to distribute Valentine’s Day presents (mostly vibrating thongs) and cupcakes to small, sickly children at the Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. He also took the opportunity to introduce his beefy new girlfriend.

When asked to comment on his udderly beautiful relationship, Mario said, “This is not an actual quote by Mario Lopez.” Exactly. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Stupid heifer.

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   Latin_Princess wrote

   One year ago

   I spy an illiterate farmer! And I like how he has “human” on his sleeve as a reminder. Because I’m sure he forgets.

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   pocachica wrote

   One year ago

   How old are those “kids” if they know who AC Slater is??

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   Marco wrote

   One year ago

   PUNS!!! What are you? A sex columnist for an indy paper who has lots of shoes and a fabulous apartment?

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