Meet Harlow Madden, Who Will Surely Never Be Nicknamed “Harlot” On The Playground

Behold! A lovely portrait of the Madden-Richie clan. He always looks mad, she’s undeservedly rich; so it all works out pretty great. Their baby is cute, despite her unfortunate name, in much the same way all babies are cute for wee little hamster-looking things that cry and poop and refuse to sit still long enough to let you snort a line or two of their adorable little bellies.

Also, if you were getting paid 1.5 million dollars to pose with your new pet parasite, wouldn’t you at least make the effort to look, if not at the actual baby, then at the camera?