British supermodel and the less sexy half of “Hugomi,” Naomi Campbell, is in Sirio Libanes hospital in Sao Paulo, Brazil, undergoing treatment for an infection of some sort:

“The patient and her advisers have determined that the hospital’s medical staff will not issue any formal or informal information on her medical condition,” a statement released by the hospital said.

Campbell is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, a gynaecologist, the statement said.

A spokesman for Campbell said: “Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital last night [February 25] to have a small cyst removed. Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her.”

The cyst offered her own take, saying, “Watch out. Bitch is contagious.” Her talk show, Sister2Cyster, is set to come out this Fall.

Naomi Campbell in hospital in Brazil [Guardian]