Naomi Campbell Whisked Out Of Brazil, Her Cyst Left Behind

Naomi Campbell, the supermodel with the penchant for all things Latino, has been safely transported out of Sirio-Libanes Hospital in Sao Paulo through a miraculous intervention on the part of our lord. Okay, it was a helicopter. But it kept her freshly de-cysted womb from being accosted by dirty paparazzi. In further miracles, her gyno said she was “completely cured” of whatever the hell was festering in there.

Supermodel leaves Brazil hospital [BBC News]