





The less attractive half of Hugomi, Naomi Campbell, stars in a commercial for SoBe Life Water [Ed. note: Anyone who refers to South Beach as “SoBe” deserves to be knocked off their roller skates in the middle of Collins Avenue.] that leaves us scratching our heads a bit. First off, isn’t it universally acknowledged that frogs and lizards and insects are all kind of gross and not exactly what you want to be thinking of while you’re gulping down some overpriced designer beverage? And, second, might not the only thing grosser than a lizard jumping at your face while you’re trying to drink be a zombie lizard? Third, these scaly bitches have nothing on these guys.

if i were to ever be a criminal, i would go to the Philippines first so that i could go to a Philippino prison…
Posted by El Vampiro | February 04, 2008
I, as many others, enjoyed that commercial. HELLO SOBE’s mascot is in fact lizards so of course they wan to us their image. Do hate, retards!
Posted by Lizard | February 05, 2008
Sobe should be ashamed of themselves for supporting Naomi Campbell. She may be a beautiful woman, but she is a horribly ugly person. Why use a person who goes around throwing cell phones and spitting at people. Using her in their ads makes me not want to buy their product. My two cents.
Posted by Ruiner | April 04, 2008
most retarded post ever Naomi put it down in this commercial she was absolutely fine and she will be the Sobe woman like forever I never looked at her officially until I saw the commercial she is fine great commercial
Posted by lattimore clay | July 22, 2008
Fabulous commercial and Naomi is spectacular as always.
Posted by John | August 09, 2008