Obama Brings Out The Big Pistolas To Win Over Tejanos

Barry O. is taking no chances on the Mexicans in Texas this primary because while, clearly, his regaetton song released earlier this year was the catchier jam, Texas will have it’s own song. So without further ado, we present to you Mariachi Aguilas de Mexico singing a corrido the quality of which usually merits a horse stealing and a lynching by the Texas Rangers: Viva Obama! And can you please check with the kitchen on our order now?