We’re not sure if it’s because everyone we know and (at one point) loved is creaming their jeans over Obama, but we cannot. Escape. His. Campaign. Maybe it’s because we are Hispanic and female and they have THE FUTURE and so much audacious hope on their side:

This week, the Obama campaign organized volunteers to make thousands of phone calls to get out the vote using an online phone-banking tool.

Tool is right. Jesus.

The technology helped the campaign target rival Hillary Clinton’s base of Hispanic voters and female voters. The Obama campaign reports that volunteers made 5,000 calls in Spanish in Virginia alone, using its online Spanish phone-banking tool.

You know what’s a good way of ensuring we will never, ever vote for your candidate? Calling us. And you know what an awesome way of making sure we start a rumor that your candidate ass rapes little puppies? Texting us.

Obama Campaign Used Spanish-Language Phone Banking, Texting to Get Out the Potomac Vote [Wired]