Perez Hilton Tries "Crazy Homeless Lady" Chic At The Brit Awards
That other Cuban blogger from Miami, Perez Hilton, donned a Hello Kitty shower cap and faux fur coat as he sashayed down the red carpet at The Brit Awards.
We’re not going to lie, this is exactly how we see ourselves dressing in our 50s and 60s, when our burgeoning addictions to alcohol and pain killers become a “problem.”
So what do you think of Perez’s look? Better yet: Caption Perez. The best caption gets a prize! Our undying love and/or affection. Until we sober up with a foreign taste in our mouth, a Hello Kitty shower cap hanging from one ear, and forget all about this.
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“Leave it to Perez to prove that vertical stripes are not slimming after all, as we can clearly see he’s hiding a ham in there.”
Posted by Latin_Princess | February 21, 2008
He looks like roadkill that someone walked by and at the sight of him… puked on his head
Posted by El Leon | February 21, 2008
guannabee you should have busted out the great skills of photoshop or like perez microsoft paint and added a little something to that open mouth of his!
Posted by la roncha | February 21, 2008
Perez was funny when he first started, now is just a tired fat joke.
Posted by latinogamer | February 21, 2008
well, you’re right about two of those three names.
i would never wish a vacation to guantanamo on anyone, but i’m ready to make an exception.
Posted by el smrtmnky | February 21, 2008
Carol Burnett, having accepted a last-minute invitation to the Brit Awards, put down the Ben and Jerrys and raided her granddaughter’s dresser.
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | February 21, 2008
Guantanamo Bay is beautiful, now the prison on the US Naval Base sucks….but atleast its catered!
Posted by latinogamer | February 21, 2008
@pocho_guey: Please don’t insult Carol like that. She’s actually a talented comedic performer. While Perez (or Mario) is, um … Perez Hilton.
Posted by Guana Bust A Nut | February 21, 2008
@Guana Bust a Nut: “I’m so glad we had this time together…”
No, no…GBAN, Carol’s not the one being insulted here. At least Carol was in character when she wore the shower cap.
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | February 21, 2008
Perez Le Pew, finding that he was late for the red carpet, dashed out of the house with just pants, a shower cap and his coat made of bellybutton lint.
Posted by Chez Whez | February 21, 2008
The best example of what Belen Jesuit produces.
Posted by Tere | February 21, 2008
thats embarrassing miami cuban
Posted by p.u. | February 23, 2008