Perez Hilton Tries “Crazy Homeless Lady” Chic At The Brit Awards
21 February 2008, 11:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser
That other Cuban blogger from Miami, Perez Hilton, donned a Hello Kitty shower cap and faux fur coat as he sashayed down the red carpet at The Brit Awards.
We’re not going to lie, this is exactly how we see ourselves dressing in our 50s and 60s, when our burgeoning addictions to alcohol and pain killers become a “problem.”
So what do you think of Perez’s look? Better yet: Caption Perez. The best caption gets a prize! Our undying love and/or affection. Until we sober up with a foreign taste in our mouth, a Hello Kitty shower cap hanging from one ear, and forget all about this.
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“Leave it to Perez to prove that vertical stripes are not slimming after all, as we can clearly see he’s hiding a ham in there.”
He looks like roadkill that someone walked by and at the sight of him… puked on his head
guannabee you should have busted out the great skills of photoshop or like perez microsoft paint and added a little something to that open mouth of his!
Perez was funny when he first started, now is just a tired fat joke.
well, you’re right about two of those three names.
i would never wish a vacation to guantanamo on anyone, but i’m ready to make an exception.
Carol Burnett, having accepted a last-minute invitation to the Brit Awards, put down the Ben and Jerrys and raided her granddaughter’s dresser.
Guantanamo Bay is beautiful, now the prison on the US Naval Base sucks….but atleast its catered!
@pocho_guey: Please don’t insult Carol like that. She’s actually a talented comedic performer. While Perez (or Mario) is, um . . . Perez Hilton.
@Guana Bust a Nut: “I’m so glad we had this time together…”
No, no…GBAN, Carol’s not the one being insulted here. At least Carol was in character when she wore the shower cap.
Perez Le Pew, finding that he was late for the red carpet, dashed out of the house with just pants, a shower cap and his coat made of bellybutton lint.
The best example of what Belen Jesuit produces.
thats embarrassing miami cuban