Adorable little furball Eva Longoria has been called out by PETA as one of the worst dressed celebrities to ever generously be granted the label “celebrity:”

Eva Longoria is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like the street walker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one “desperate housewife” who needs a quickie divorce—from her stylist.

No. She’s just short, period. And wearing furs isn’t trashy or evil, PETArds. We’d tell you why, but we’re too busy roasting this DELICIOUS baby raccoon. Later, we’re going to wear his face as a lovely brooch.

PETA Announces ‘Worst-Dressed’ Celebrities of 2008 [PETA]