ThursdayFebruary072008

Poor Little Kittens: We Lost Our Mittens

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Former Massachusetts Governor and current Mormon Mitt Romney is expected to announce today that he is dropping out of the race for President because no one voted for him and he just doesn’t have to put up with that shit from you people. Now what do you have to say for yourselves? “We will miss your hot sons?” Us, too.

GOP sources: Romney to suspend campaign [CNN]

Comments

I call the second one from the right!

Why do most of the Mormons I meet seem to have really impressive teeth?

no caffeine makes for pearly whites!

am i the only one who doesn’t think Romney sons are hot? i mean they are alright but not hot.

i don’t think they’re hot. they look mormon. and gay. mormons always have a special “look”.

Thank you mare… thank you.
i was thinking that but i felt like being nice so I didn’t.

Mormons are powerful locally but when it comes to the national stage, they just fizzle out like izze’s soda at a furry slumber party!

They’re failed presidential candidate offspring hot.

Look at that impressive gamma of business blue!

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