





Former Massachusetts Governor and current Mormon Mitt Romney is expected to announce today that he is dropping out of the race for President because no one voted for him and he just doesn’t have to put up with that shit from you people. Now what do you have to say for yourselves? “We will miss your hot sons?” Us, too.
GOP sources: Romney to suspend campaign [CNN]

I call the second one from the right!
Posted by pocachica | February 07, 2008
Why do most of the Mormons I meet seem to have really impressive teeth?
Posted by laura.s.d. | February 07, 2008
no caffeine makes for pearly whites!
Posted by pocachica | February 07, 2008
am i the only one who doesn’t think Romney sons are hot? i mean they are alright but not hot.
Posted by la roncha | February 07, 2008
i don’t think they’re hot. they look mormon. and gay. mormons always have a special “look”.
Posted by mare | February 07, 2008
Thank you mare… thank you.
i was thinking that but i felt like being nice so I didn’t.
Posted by la roncha | February 07, 2008
Mormons are powerful locally but when it comes to the national stage, they just fizzle out like izze’s soda at a furry slumber party!
Posted by latinogamer | February 07, 2008
They’re failed presidential candidate offspring hot.
Posted by La Cindy | February 07, 2008
Look at that impressive gamma of business blue!
Posted by ponte | February 07, 2008