Proof That Diego Luna Is Married Furthers Our Alcohol-Fueled Depression

And now, because working on President’s Day after waking up at six in the morning in a Cherish Framboise-scented puddle of drool only to discover half our face is covered in a mysterious rash isn’t enough, let’s all look at Diego Luna and Camila Sodi’s marriage certificate, shall we?:

“They’re both very happy. They look great together and they feel great,” the source dished. Since then, Luna, 28, and Sodi, 21, haven’t been shy to show affection while having their photograph taken.

Although they’ve refused to speak publicly about their relationship, the rumor mill hasn’t let up. Various Mexican media sources recently reported that Thalía’s niece could be pregnant, and her own family and friends confirmed the news to the Mexican website Quien.com.

Oh how joyous. This is almost as much fun as forgetting one vomited in one’s suitcase until it is far, far too late.

Confirmed: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi Are Married [People en Español]