Roselyn Sanchez Gets Her Pre-Columbiatch Swagger On

(Actress? Marginally recognizable individual?) Roselyn Sanchez appears in the pages of Maxim magazine, dressed like an assassin from the future who has somehow found herself in some pre-Columbian temple to fight crimes and cause chafing.

Could you imagine a certain someone posing on this set? It’d probably make a little more sense, given that “certain someone” is part Mexican and Agent Queztalcoatl 3000 over here is Puerto Rican.

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