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Salma Hayek Wins Bid To Bend Over David Beckham, Or Something Like That

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Salma Hayek placed the winning bid to have a private coaching lesson with David Beckham at Madonna’s Masturbatory Excercise in Self-Promotion benefit dinner for children in Malawi. Salma beat out prowling cougar Anna Wintour, editor of American Vogue and the woman we personally hold responsible for Javier Bardem’s haircut in No Country for Old Men:

Salma Hayek outbid Anna Wintour to bag a private coaching session with David Beckham for $350,000 at the Madonna and Gucci Malawi Benefit on Wednesday.
The actress knocked the ice queen Editor in Chief of Vogue out of the running to secure the priceless prize at the VIP charity auction.

This is probably because each of Salma Hayek’s boobs weighs more than three Anna Wintours.

Anna Wintour Outbid by Salma Hayek for David Beckham Private Lesson [Female First]

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how can you mention salma’s exquisite breasts and post a picture where not only is she covering them with her arm, but in terribly low light. i’m losing faith in your sexy-picture-posting-abilities. if i don’t see a sex scandal video this month i’m leaving.

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