Salma Hayek's Baby Is The Cutest Bazillionaire We've Ever Seen
Salma Hayek and her fiancé, François-Henri Pinault, went on a stroll through Central Park with their daughter, Valentina, who at a mere four and a half months old is already richer than God.
What a coincidence! We were walking through Not Central Park with our Not Fiancé with The Baby We Don’t Have last night too! While ruminating on how Rich We Are Not.
Hayek-Pinault family out for a walk in Central Park [Celebrity Baby Blog]
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This morning my boss asked me if I had a IPOD and I said no and he then gives me a PBR IPOD cover.
I asked him if he had an extra relationship, marriage, or child to give me while he’s at it; el muy cabron.
AND NOW, a post like this???
Guanabee, please stop punching me in the ovaries…and my measly bank account.
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | February 12, 2008
First, it was Fergie Ferg’s baby news. Now that adorable pic of Valentina. If my uterus finds out, I might cry.
Oh nevermind, I forgot those insightful words of wisdom, “Big girls don’t cry.”
Posted by Latin_Princess | February 12, 2008
And Ladies, to add insult to injury, that bitch is 41! She looks better than most young hollywood ass.
Posted by pocachica | February 12, 2008
@ Pocachica. I would like to say that I look better than most young Hollywood ass and I’ve got the STD’s to prove it.
No totes 4 serious, I am cute for 89 yrs old. teh hotness of the menz, I use their young supple abs as a griddle for my tortillas.
Posted by Janie A Go-Go | February 13, 2008
Salma is straight up latina, big boobs, big ass, and she does not marry her babby’s daddy. I guess we can not question her ethnicity even though shes half mex.
Posted by latinogamer | February 13, 2008