Comments on: Salma Hayek’s Baby Is The Cutest Bazillionaire We’ve Ever Seen

By: latinogamer

latinogamer — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:00:33 +0000

Salma is straight up latina, big boobs, big ass, and she does not marry her babby’s daddy. I guess we can not question her ethnicity even though shes half mex.

By: Janie A Go-Go

Janie A Go-Go — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:43:20 +0000

@ Pocachica. I would like to say that I look better than most young Hollywood ass and I’ve got the STD’s to prove it.

No totes 4 serious, I am cute for 89 yrs old. teh hotness of the menz, I use their young supple abs as a griddle for my tortillas.

By: pocachica

pocachica — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:23:07 +0000

And Ladies, to add insult to injury, that bitch is 41! She looks better than most young hollywood ass.

By: Latin_Princess

Latin_Princess — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:03:16 +0000

First, it was Fergie Ferg’s baby news. Now that adorable pic of Valentina. If my uterus finds out, I might cry.
Oh nevermind, I forgot those insightful words of wisdom, “Big girls don’t cry.”

By: Janie A Go-Go

Janie A Go-Go — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:45:54 +0000

This morning my boss asked me if I had a IPOD and I said no and he then gives me a PBR IPOD cover.

I asked him if he had an extra relationship, marriage, or child to give me while he’s at it; el muy cabron.

AND NOW, a post like this???

Guanabee, please stop punching me in the ovaries…and my measly bank account.