FridayFebruary292008

Singer Ana Barbara May Have A Womb Troll Of Her Own

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Mexican singer and vaguely alien-headed celebrity, Ana Barbara, is said to be pregnant with her third child.

At almost 40 years old, A.B. is getting a little up there. It’s going to leave some unsightly stretch marks when the offspring emerges full-grown from her chest cavity amidst horrific shrieking and gobs of space goo.

But congratulations anyway! Babies are delicious.

Ana Barbara Expecting?! [Lossip]

Comments

I think she keep that bangin’ body by eating placenta. No joke. This will be a boon to her.

Oh my god… I really cant beleive that someone can write an article like this… the person who wrote it must be so bitter and jealous.

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