As was reported earlier, international journalist, Latinophile and phone thrower Naomi Campbell helped Brazil kick off Carnival last week in Rio de Janeiro, sharing the spotlight with an emaciated Baby Jesus. (No one likes a fat model.) This week Made in Brazil translates that goofy language they write in over there to let us know that Mizz Campbell earned herself the sum of USD $100K for the deed. We also learned she’s got a “crush” on Bradesco bank’s marketing director Luca Cavalcanti and that she would like to “have” a Brazilian child. No word on whether she wants to get knocked up or do it the old fashioned way—pay some poor, starving Brazilian teenager for hers. One thing we do know, her Carnival contract, paid by entrepreneur Nizan Guanaes, had a “No Bitch-Fit” clause. Some people over here are wishing they’d thought of that.

Naomi Wants A Brazilian Baby [Made In Brazil]