Christina Aguilera appears on the latest cover of People magazine, along with newborn son, Max Liron. The article ment- Oh, wait. Sorry. One of our ovaries just jumped out the fucking window because it couldn’t take anymore of these celebrity baby stories. We’ll miss you, Lefty.

Anyway. The accompanying article takes readers on a tour of Max’s nursery, which is a lot like the baby nurseries of Normals, except it is decorated with a giant, terrifying moon and baby wipes sprinkled with diamond dust.

Christina Aguilera and Max Liron in People Magazine [ONTD]