Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes To Throw A Big, Weird, Happy Party For Jennifer Lopez

Actor Tom Cruise and Tom-Cruise’s-Wife, Katie Holmes, are said to be planning a lavish party in honor of Jennifer Lope having a vagina and pushing out babies threw it. The Cruises were delighted and awed by this quaint, human custom:

A source told the Daily Star: “Tom and Katie are so pleased for Jennifer and Marc, they have offered to throw their newborns a party in two weeks’ time.”

Eva Longoria Parker and John Travolta will be among guests at the bash, which will be held at Cruise’s Hollywood mansion.

The insider added that David and Victoria Beckham will also be on hand to help organise it, saying: “While David and Victoria can’t promise to be there because of David’s football commitments, they’ve offered to help any way they can.”

Cruise and Holmes have reportedly bought a “giant fish tank” for Lopez as they wanted to buy “something different and special”.

When asked for comment, Katie Holmes said, “I am so happy for Jennifer. She’s like a dream. She is everything I had ever hoped, and I am so happy. She is a strong woman. Terrific. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy.” And then a tiny spark flew from her left eye and she was quietly carted away.
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