Top Ten Oakland Election Day Traditions
2 February 2008, 4:07 PM. By Carlos Posas
This just in from our friend Al Carlos Hernandez on the left coast:
TOP Ten Oakland election day traditions
10. Go to the Barbershop/Beauty salon to find who everyone is voting for.
9. Go to the polls and vote the other way, so you have something to argue with them about next time you see them.
8. Vote yes on no just to be a jerk.7. Bring your Laywer with you.
6. Although funny, just write in Obama–not Obama and his Mama.
5. Forget your pencil.
4. Voting notes on BBQ/Burrito napkins.
3. Smart money on the pants suit.
2. Telling pollsters you’re a Republicat or Depublican.
1. Have your Homies coach you through your Bluetooth cell phone.
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Another tradition he left off the list to be that asshole that comes in at 7:59 right before the polls officially close.