Watchando: Is Fucking Matt Damon

- Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon. What a coincidence! [SOW]
- A couple hundred improv actor froze at 2:30 Saturday in Grand Central Station. It’s almost as funny as that time a homeless man called us a Nazi in Grand Central Station. [Improv Everywhere]
- Obama Girl is Super and all, but our heart still belongs to Ron Paul. [Barely Political]
- Green m&m’s are probably what got Jessica Alba in this state in the first place, Insensitive Fan Person. [dlisted]
- Marc Anthony will have you know he can perform just fine without J-Lo, thanks. Don’t worry, baby. It happens to a lot of guys. [Lossip]