WednesdayFebruary062008

Watchando: Is Voting Based On Real Issues. Like Tits. And Ass.

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  • With all the talk surrounding Jennifer Lopez, we forgot that Christina Aguilera’s given birth to some twins of her own. She even took them with her to vote. [dlisted]
  • Pago Pago goes gaga for Hillary. [Politico]
  • Is Morrissey even an American citizen? Either way, he wants you to vote for Obama. Meanwhile, we’re voting for Morrissey’s naked ass, which might be NSFW. [Towleroad]
  • Speaking of asses, Jessica Alba is also voting for Barack Obama. [EURweb]
  • And guess who’s definitely not planning to vote for Hillary Clinton? Hint: Her name sounds like “Helisabeth Basselheck. [Gawker]

Comments

I never thought I would see the day that Christina Aguilera would wear the Latina Makeup Mask.

Poor thing. Her face doesn’t match the rest of her skin tone. Self hating? maybe. Same makeup artist as Eva Longhonorreah? Totes.

<~ has occasional bouts of the Latina Makeup Mask. Never easy to wear a makeup shade between the Loreal and the Lailani brands, oktnxbai

@ Janie A Go-Go: Maybe she figured those boobs would distract our eyes from that makeup mask. Or maybe it’s Maybelline. :)

@ Latin_Princess: I heart you. Its totes Maybelline!!

Get a room. and videotape it.

@ Janie A Go-Go: I heart you back. And a sidenote… I searched and tried to friend you in MySpace and accidentally friended someone else. And that Janie totally hates me.

@ Latinogamer: Don’t be jealous. Janie and I have already picked out your $69 Vermont Teddy Bear Gram for Valentine’s Day.

@ Janie: I think shes using the makeup mask but over the fake bake

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