Watchando: Has Got A Fun VD In Store For You

- Public St. Valentine’s Day pillow fight in San Franciso! Haha fun! Yeah, we’ll sit this one out. On our boyfriend’s face. [Yelp]
- Armed men robbed a flower vendor just in time for Valentine’s Day. Because it’s pretty hard to rob stuff when you don’t have arms, we guess. [Denver Post]
- Discover how people all over the world celebrate Valentine’s Day while trying not to picture the horrible, pussing sores that result. [Reuters]
- Manuel Uribe, of Mexico, weighs fifty gazillion pounds and has a girlfriend who changes his sheets for him. And you’re still alone. [dlisted]
- Sigh. Why can’t we have our own stalker? We’re totes gels, Jennifer Aniston. At least we know those fully-limbed flower thieves are making someone’s day a little brighter. [Showbiz Spy]
I am going to the Pillow fight, just to grab some ass
Posted by latinogamer | February 14, 2008
@Alex, gamer: Someone needs to get laid. (and I think it’s me.)
Posted by ella | February 14, 2008
whoever does not have sex on their mind on Vday is not living.
Posted by latinogamer | February 14, 2008
@latinogamer:
people who are not trippin off sex on Vday are people who are getting it on the daily anyways!!!!! (guess those armani suits haven’t yet earned you the pussy passport?)
Posted by xica_xicana | February 14, 2008
I should just post one of my homemade pornos to show how wrong you are…
I get conchas weekly, you probably gives yours out for free.
Posted by latinogamer | February 14, 2008
HOE-M-G! I’m obsessed w/ that Manuel Uribe story. Its been on Discovery Health alot and dude, i’m like engrossed. I feel so sad for him but am so perplexed as to why he’s such a happy man?? his novia clearly isnt in love w/ him, he’s a prisoner in his own home, he’s DYING! yet he seems perfectly fine w/ it??
Posted by mare | February 14, 2008
@xica : soo not true. my man gets it pretty much on a daily and he’s still planning our Vday lovemakin seshh.
Posted by mare | February 14, 2008
@latinogamer:
Nooooo you gotta pay baby!…wait that makes it sound bad… you catch my concha, i mean my drift latinogaymer
@mare: does rose petals caught in your tonga make you hot? yea, i’m getting thorny just at the thought. :P
Posted by xica_xicana | February 14, 2008
emo_xicana…amirite…How are your sharpie drawn eyebrows coming along, do you have the curve down yet?
Posted by latinogamer | February 14, 2008
Lost my phone and got slapped by some lesbian…what a pillow fight.
Posted by latinogamer | February 15, 2008