Watchando: Is A Freeballin’ Type Of Baller

20 February 2008, 1:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Good ol’ Brit Bits. Hello darkness, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again. [WWTDD]
Jessica Simpson learned nothing from the flaming bag of shit on the doorstep of pop culture that was “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.” Run, Tony Romo. And bring us some delicious spare ribs on your way back. [OK!]
Neo-contface Ann Coulter’s credit card was denied at a Publix supermarket. (Ahh! Florida!) This is obviously a lie fabricated by the liberal media. Ann Coulter doesn’t buy food, dummies. [Page Six]
Kim Kardashian is kind of perfect. Like a shower from the heavens! That is golden. [Bossip]