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Justin Timberlake apparently plays him own damn self in his upcoming movie with Jessica Alba, The Love Guru. [Daily Mail]
Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: Not just a fling! Because no one introduces a fuck buddy to their parents, unless it’s when he’s scrambling to get his pants back on. [Page Six]
Happy leap year! Celebrate it by delving head-first into an ill-conceived marriage based on a gimmicky proposal. [Times Online]
Jennifer Lopez spent over a million dollars to give birth. Which is stupid, seeing how you can give birth in the parking lot behind Popeye’s for absolutely nothing. [Hollywood Rag]
Lindsay Lohan might pose as Marilyn Monroe, again. This time for Playboy. Why are we suddenly in the mood for vanilla bean ice cream? [A Socialite’s Life]

JT is all kinds of disgusting in that speedo shot!

Speaking of introducing fuck buddies to la familia, I have noticed that many white folks I know will take home the hook they met at the club the night before to meet their parents but this isn’t really the case with the latinos. i love generalizing.

Posted by pocachica | February 29, 2008