Watchando: Is Now Fucking Ben Affleck
25 February 2008, 1:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser
- Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck. We haven’t witnessed it firsthand, but we slapped a hot dog against a slab of olive loaf and it’s pretty much the same thing. [YouTube]
- Hot new couple alert! Jessica Alba ♥ Cameron Diaz. Tell everyone you know. [Gawker]
- Christina Aguilera is pissed off that no one cares about her bab-zzzzzzz. [Hollyscoop]
- British big-boob-haver and reality TV star, Jordan, is set to launch a line of sex toys. Apt, as we always thought she was kind of a tool. [The Sun]
- Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz look like two greasy hot dogs dipped in mayonnaise. [Hollywood Rag]
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