MondayFebruary182008

Watchando: Is Tearing It Up

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  • Christina Aguilera scheduled a C-section because she was afraid of vaginal tearing. We’re more afraid of our vagina becoming cognizant and whistling “Freebird” while we’re in line at the post office. But we suspect that’s just us. [dlisted]
  • Christina’s husband, Jordan Bratman, has got more cushion for the pushin.’ [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are expected to sell pictures of their babies for somewhere between 4 and 6 million dollars. But you can see ours for 2 dollars and a faulty condom. [Ad Age]
  • We find allegations of America’s “growing obesity epidemic” mean and unfair. [Lossip]

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