ThursdayFebruary072008

Watchando: Is The Fairest Of Them All

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  • Jennifer Lopez is radioactive radiant. [dlisted]
  • Paulina Rubio doesn’t look a day over “Photoshop-years-old.” [Univision]
  • Sending gifts via text messages is a good way to spend money on someone who would never want to be seen with you in public. [Trend News]
  • Skinny white boys are totally in. Side of us. [The New York Times]
  • Lourdes is growing into a prettier, less ridiculous version of Madonna. [A Socialite’s Life]

Comments

And, yes, I realize I am going to straight to hell.

That’s exactly how I imagine giving birth must be.

LEAVE JENNIFER ALONE!

anyone missing a white puertorican whale?

Lopez’s belly probably weights more than Marc Anthony. That dude’s a walking skeleton.

he is just a bit on the thin side, god didnt use enough masa when he put im in the oven, oh wait you dont believe in god….its the crack that he is on. why else would impregnant a beached whale?

latinogamer
oh wait you dont believe in god…

The fact that Marc Anthony gets all kinds of punani (he impregnated a Miss Universe not once, but twice…come on!) proves there is no god.

well, i guess the Cloverfield monster bred

Madonna’s kid has an impressive unibrow.

@benito

God has a weird sense of irony, but you wouldnt know.

Skinny boyz have big peniz, and J-LO and Miss Uniz love big peniz or he has lost of his senses from the crack-cocaine usage that he can eat out for dayz

How can a man that skinny be attractive? There’s no way he could slap you around and tell you to make him dinner.

@ Marco: so thats why he is so unattractive, because he is a lil skinny ass machista instead of being a tall dark and handsome one?
… wait he IS an asshole for being a machista and not being at least handsome!!!!!!

@xica

you havent dated a skinny mexican with a boner….i know this cause of your ignorance to hot skinny men, cmon just ask bosrican….

@Marco: i believe he slaps her around with his big old Rican pinga

@All - I was talking about the NYTimes article, but yeah, Marc Anthony is a feo face too.

And J. Lo’s face is very Jabba-the-Huttish in this pic.

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