Watchando: Is The Fairest Of Them All

- Jennifer Lopez is
radioactive radiant. [dlisted]
- Paulina Rubio doesn’t look a day over “Photoshop-years-old.” [Univision]
- Sending gifts via text messages is a good way to spend money on someone who would never want to be seen with you in public. [Trend News]
- Skinny white boys are totally in. Side of us. [The New York Times]
- Lourdes is growing into a prettier, less ridiculous version of Madonna. [A Socialite’s Life]
My first thought when I saw that pic of J-Lo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TufUH1T-F18&eurl=http://vfanblog.blogspot.com/search/label/Robin%27s%20Baby
Posted by pocachica | February 07, 2008
And, yes, I realize I am going to straight to hell.
Posted by pocachica | February 07, 2008
That’s exactly how I imagine giving birth must be.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | February 07, 2008
LEAVE JENNIFER ALONE!
anyone missing a white puertorican whale?
Posted by latinogamer | February 07, 2008
Lopez’s belly probably weights more than Marc Anthony. That dude’s a walking skeleton.
Posted by Benito Camelas Bolas | February 07, 2008
he is just a bit on the thin side, god didnt use enough masa when he put im in the oven, oh wait you dont believe in god….its the crack that he is on. why else would impregnant a beached whale?
Posted by latinogamer | February 07, 2008
latinogamer
oh wait you dont believe in god…
The fact that Marc Anthony gets all kinds of punani (he impregnated a Miss Universe not once, but twice…come on!) proves there is no god.
Posted by Benito Camelas Bolas | February 07, 2008
well, i guess the Cloverfield monster bred
Posted by el smrtmnky | February 07, 2008
Madonna’s kid has an impressive unibrow.
Posted by E | February 07, 2008
@benito
God has a weird sense of irony, but you wouldnt know.
Skinny boyz have big peniz, and J-LO and Miss Uniz love big peniz or he has lost of his senses from the crack-cocaine usage that he can eat out for dayz
Posted by latinogamer | February 07, 2008
How can a man that skinny be attractive? There’s no way he could slap you around and tell you to make him dinner.
Posted by Marco | February 07, 2008
@ Marco: so thats why he is so unattractive, because he is a lil skinny ass machista instead of being a tall dark and handsome one?
… wait he IS an asshole for being a machista and not being at least handsome!!!!!!
Posted by xica_xicana | February 07, 2008
@xica
you havent dated a skinny mexican with a boner….i know this cause of your ignorance to hot skinny men, cmon just ask bosrican….
Posted by latinogamer | February 07, 2008
@Marco: i believe he slaps her around with his big old Rican pinga
Posted by el smrtmnky | February 07, 2008
@All - I was talking about the NYTimes article, but yeah, Marc Anthony is a feo face too.
And J. Lo’s face is very Jabba-the-Huttish in this pic.
Posted by Marco | February 09, 2008