Watchando: Presses 1 For Spanish

- Tired of having to deal with automated operators? Then check out this list of companies that will allow to talk with an actual human being. Or stop calling 1-900 numbers, perv. [Gethuman]
- Surprise! In ten years, Britney Spears will look exactly like the rest of America. [The Superficial]
- “ANTM’s” Jaslene Gonzalez is still flawless, gorgeous. A real thoroughbred, that one. [Mollygood]
- Salma Hayek wears world’s ugliest necklace, still looks better than most people in the known universe. [dlisted]
- We’re all hyped up on crack. [City Rag]