Watchando: Says “I Do.” Right After Another Shot Or Six.

13 February 2008, 1:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Are Brad and Angelina getting married? Or is the fact that they’re slowly morphing into the same person enough? [MSNBC]
Meanwhile, it looks as if Janet Jackson might never have another secret-marriage-resulting-in-a-painful-high-profile-divorce ever, ever again. [People]
Whatever you do, do NOT smell Justin Timberlake’s fingers. Is that Cheeto dust? [Mollygood]
Speaking of Britney Spears’ vagina, it may have entered into an illegal marriage with her paparazzo boyfriend. [NY Daily News]
Gary Coleman is married. But only a little. [dlisted]