Watchando: Thinks You've Had Enough

Moss-gathering Rolling Stone, Keith Richards, thinks Amy Winehouse needs to “get her act together.” Sounds like our favorite chola is going to have to cut a bitch. [Reuters]
Salma Hayek will suffocate you in her bosom if you try to take a picture of her baby. [dlisted]
Not-quite-Latina Beyonce wears the worst dress in history to the Grammys, looks like a total ass. [Splash]
Like Penelope Cruz’s date, we too like to keep an extra merkin on hand. Just in case. [Lossip]
Ol’ Penis Nose racks up another award for No Country for Old Men. It’s going to be so embarrassing if he doesn’t win the Oscar. But we guess he can always dry his tears on Penny Cruz’s friend’s merkin. [A Socialite’s Life]