The Whites may become a minority in the U.S. by 2050, when they will make up an estimated 47% of the population. Yet 99.6% of Arbor Mist consumers:

The U.S. population will grow to 438 million in 2050 from 296 million in 2005 if current population trends continue, the Pew Research Center study found.

Non-Hispanic whites would account for 47 percent of the total in 2050, it concluded.

By that time, one in every five Americans will be a foreign-born immigrant, compared to one in eight in 2005.

“Of the 117 million people added to the population in this period due to the effect of new immigration, 67 million will be the immigrants themselves and 50 million will be their U.S.-born children or grandchildren,” the study said.

Non-Latino Whites are set to become a minority not only thanks to an influx of (presumably non-White, we guess) immigrants, but also because Latinos shoot out babies like White people shoot out their limbs while dancing. Stereotypes! Our favorite types:

While the white population, with its lower fertility rate, ages, the Latino population, the nation’s largest minority, will triple in size. Latinos will be responsible for 60 percent of the population growth until 2050.

Shit. So our beloved Overall-And-No-Shirt-Wearing-Skinny-White-Boys-On-Tractors-Driving-Off-Into-The-Sunset are becoming an endangered species? Oh God, oh God. Movies and cigarette ads have not taught us how to love anyone else.

Whites to become minority in U.S. by 2050 [Reuters]