“Hey stoners and boners!” says Diablo Cody. “Put down that wacky tabacky, ya heard, son? Because it’s making Sexico the wiggidy-wack capital of murderitos with extra NOT sauce, if you catch my drift! Awko taco!:”

American drug users are paying ruthless Mexican kingpins nearly $14 billion annually for their meth, heroin, cocaine and especially marijuana – monies that are helping fund an unprecedented bloody turf war that’s threatening Mexican institutions, the White House drug czar said.

John P. Walters, director of the Office of National Drug Control Policy, said marijuana, not heroin or cocaine, is the “bread and butter,” “the center of gravity” for Mexican drug cartels that every year smuggle tons of it through the porous U.S.-Mexico border.

Of the $13.8 billion that Americans contributed to Mexican drug traffickers in 2004-05, about 62 percent, or $8.6 billion, comes from marijuana consumption.

This is why we grow all our pot in Not Mexico. We do it for the kids.

Drug czar says U.S. use fueling Mexico violence [The Dallas Morning News]