So, by now, many of you have probably already stumbled upon news of Formula One’s Max Mosley’s sex tape while googling “sick Nazi orgy” at work. For those of you haven’t, here’s the short version: Max Mosley is a...
A study conducted online showed that, not only do people who take online studies do a lot of other things online, but that English-speaking Hispanic women, specifically, were most likely to watch streaming video. But not “steaming video,” which...
Depending on which side of the border wall you sit on, this video short could make you laugh out loud or run screaming to mommy. It stars a bunch of white dudes and one Guatemalan with a truck and...
Dolores Huerta, activist and co-founder of the United Farm Workers Union, is going to give a talk next month at Northern Illinois University, emphasizing the importance of voting for Latinos in a talk titled “The Need for Social Change:...
The Sun (that’s in the United Kingdom where they drink the tea) published pictures today of Thomas Beatie being a lesbian. Yes, before he became the world’s first man to trick Good Morning America, (okay, and us), into thinking...
Ricky Martin is against human trafficking. Right up against it. [dlisted] Sean Penn is firmly implanted within Hugo Chavez’s ass, as one reporter discovers. [FOXNews] Amy Winehouse is in talks to promote tiger-print enthusiast Roberto Cavalli. Enabling is in...
We want to believe Brazilians are a diverse group of people who participate in cultural activities that don’t always involve the wearing of small bikinis while, like. Drinking Caipirinha under a waterfall discussing how much body fat they don’t...
If you get embarrassed at having piña colada flavored Magnums spill out of your purse every time you reach for change, these prettily-packaged (lolz) condoms from “Proper Attire” might be a nice alternative:...
If you, like us, think the addition of handclaps and girls in mod haircuts make any song instantly great, then you’ll probably enjoy “Je Veux Te Voir” (I Want To See You), by Yelle. She’s a French singer whose...
If you’ve ever equated the bunions and blisters you get from stilettos with blues and soul, then Carlos Santana is your guy. The famous guitarist teams up with Mariah Carey’s hair extensions in a commercial for Macy’s. Carlos is...
If you’ve ever felt your melanin was getting in the way of allowing your inner beauty to shine through, well. You’re not alone. Women in Thailand have learned from commercials that they have the exact same problem. “Smooth E....
Naturally-conceiving actress and singer Jennifer Lopez has admitted she felt a lot of pressure from her mother to get pregnant: The ‘Do It Well’ singer says she felt under even more pressure to fall pregnant because her mother rang...
In an effort to sell more stuff to cater to women between the ages of 25 to 54, Yahoo Inc. is set to launch a new site called “Shine.” Because a 25-year-old and a 54-year-old all have the same...
Thomas Beatie, the pregnant transman who has inspired commenters to alternately cry, rejoice and weave error-riddled rants to demonstrate their superior knowledge of gender and identity, will be holding a press conference tomorrow - which just happens to be...
When actress Natasha Lyonne isn’t busy threatening to rape her neighbor’s dogs, she watches herself as a child on that most beloved childhood acid trip, “Pee Wee’s Playhouse.” She shows she’s still got it, even demonstrating her ability to...
A fight broke out at Las Misiones mall in Juarez, Mexico, prompted by an exchange of words between “emos” and “punks.” Sigh: Juárez public safety secretary Guillermo Prieto Quintana in a news statement on Thursday said the police anti-gang...
Christina Aguilera’s Los Angeles neighbors are reportedly up to here (roughly the left areola) with the singer and her husband’s propensity for enjoying late night romps in their pool: “They don’t just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear...
Because either way you pronounce, be it properly or gringofied, “Quintana” has a sort of regal ring to it. This funny lil’ commenter rarely leaves comments, but still managed to produce two that had laughing. Or at least grimacing...
Like any good alcoholic in denial, actress Kate Bosworth suggested she and 21 co-star Jim Sturgess have a few drinks to “loosen up” before their sex scene. And then her freaky-pretty eyes got all bleary and her brain got...
Police in Vermont have elected to resume their search for missing Middlebury freshman Nicholas Garza. The 19-year-old has been missing February 5th: Authorities searched the college campus twice, but found no clues to Garza’s whereabouts. The last large-scale search...
Angelina Jolie is reportedly struggling with various health issues as a result of the strain that comes with being pregnant with twin Messiahs: An insider added: “Angelina has gestational diabetes. She found out about a month ago and has...
“Dancing With the Stars’” Karina Smirnoff has a thing for guys named Mario, moving from Mario Lopez to R&B singer Mario. Which makes sense because that ” I Heart Mario” tattoo would hurt like a bitch to remove. [Page...
Not content to let governors in New York hog the media spotlight, Puerto Rican governor Anibal Acevedo got gotten into some custom-fit troubles of his own. He is currently facing allegations of campaign finance violations, conspiracy, wire fraud and...
Peter Paul Olszewski Jr, a judge in Philadelphia, has sentenced four men charged with robbery to… learn English! Hmm, it will likely not help them pronounce “Olszewski” correctly on the first try, sir: The unusual sentence requires that the...
Does Ashton Kutcher not have a kegger he’s late for or something? Jesus Christ. Audrina Patridge, she of “The Hills” fame (Double entendre? Why, yes!), was spotted getting a tattoo in Los Angeles. Wouldn’t it be really surprising if...
Wet Seal, the preferred retail chain of girls who enjoy wearing their divahood in sparkly lettering across their chests, has teamed up with sparkly and chesty dive Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee is set to give hard-working people who struggled through...
Have you ever experience “pena ajena?” You know, when you feel so humiliated by someone else’s actions that you were only able to watch them through your fingers while screaming, “No! No!” Because that’s exactly what we felt whilst...
Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s Club, a Portland strip club, has combined two of the city’s very favorite things: Veganism and vulvas. Mmm mmm good! But there’s a problem for proprietor Johnny Diablo, a wrench thrown into the giant money-making-exploitative-patriarchal-mechanism! Women,...
The recent revelations surrounding Thomas Beatie, the world’s first pregnant man, have certain Guanabees around here asking all sorts of uncomfortable questions about sex, babies and gender identity. We’d so rather watch Wheel of Fortune, so we’re going to...
Have you heard? Rumored Scientologist, Jennifer Lopez, has given birth to not one, but two, completely naturally conceived babies! By Xenu. Look deeply into the strangely blank “visual sensory detection devices” implanted into girl-twin Emme Maribel’s (5 pounds, 7...
Tejano star Emilio Navaira is just now regaining consciousness after his tour bus crashed, leaving him in need of two surgeries on his brain. Navaira opened his eyes and moved his arms last night, according to a statement by...
A weatherman and news anchor in Haiti bring us the best 9 seconds on the internet. And it doesn’t involve a single lolcat. [Metafilter] Jennifer Lopez admits she plays with her leftover pregnancy belly. She also requests you put...
New York magazine’s “Look Book” is an amazing tool. It’s also an excellent resource for finding out what people who would never want to become trapped in a conversation with at a party without open bar. This week, they...
When news spread that investment firm Bear Stearns was bankrupt and was going to get all gobbled up by JP Morgan, a lot of people reacted with outbursts along the lines of “FUCK them! FUCK them in the ASS!”...
If you enjoyed the Nortec Collective: Bostich + Fussible clip we posted the other day, you can sample four tracks off the new album, “Tijuana Sound Machine,” which drops April 29th online and May 6th in stores, [Ed: Who...
Teen scream! American Idol producers not only hold the fate of David Archuleta’s music career in their hands, they also have the power to stop him from attending his junior prom. Our Chuleta’s official Fan Blast has the report...
Host Lou Dobbs and his massive, swaying balls are the subject of ridicule in a new ad for Under The Same Moon, a movie about a wee little Mexican, played by Adrian Alonso, who crosses the border to find...
Now you can pick up a DNA paternity testing kit next time you’re in the drugstore trying to hide your UTI medication and yeast infection treatment inside a magazine at the check-out line: Beginning yesterday, Rite Aid started a...
The Wu-Tang Clan has a little Latino bastard brother named, rather creatively, “Wu-Tang Latino.” We’re pretty sure our grandmother made us drink that! Along with the generic grocery store-brand of Oreos. Oh, our intestines are positively churning in anticipation:...
In light of recent hissy fits organized by emo Mexicans, Bishop of Chiapas, Felipe Arizmendi Esquivel, has recommended that they settle down, wipe off all that eyeliner, tuck their shirts in and follow the example of Jesus. Which is...
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is angrily spitting little soggy flecks of coca leaf left and right over Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain, accusing the frosty-haired former POW (And former WOW. Check that picture!) of trying to start a war...
Tejano Star Emilio Navaira’s doctor Alex Valadkain announced yesterday that Navaira is doing about as well as can be expected after undergoing two surgeries for a massive head injury since his bus accident Sunday morning. Valadka led a team...
Breasts are out, sniffs at least one ample-chested and crestfallen fashion writer, if this season’s runways are any indication. In a world where runway models double as cheese graters season after season all we can ask is, how can...
While touring college campuses around the country as part of her mother’s campaign, Chelsea Clinton was asked about what, if any, impact Bill Clinton’s affair with White House intern and 90’s-era Trivial Pursuit answer Monica Lewinsky had on Hillary’s...
People just won’t stop reading into that historic “first Black man on a cover of Vogue” cover. Ten years (okay two weeks) after it was published, the Today Show has a breaking story about LeBron James totally channeling King...
Intact-hymen-having and apparent mansion-inhabiting model Adriana Lima stars in a new commercial for something in Portuguese that involves her stripping for a camera phone and making funny faces. School girl uniform? Too pedophiliaish! A red qipao and fan? Too...
SIGMA is a group of about twenty-four science fiction writers who frequent the Department of Homeland Security’s science and technology conferences to offer advice and eat some complimentary mini-muffins. One of SIGMA’s members is Larry Niven, author of, among...
Amy Winehouse’s crusty self is getting shipped to rehab again, possibly in South Africa. Also, “Kebabs, scabs and rehab” is the best title ever. God, we love British tabs SO. HARD! [The Sun] Tina Fey wants Britney Spears to...
You know what goes really well with blogging apathetically in pajama bottoms? Sugar and grease! That’s why we’re drooling over the idea of buying a truck pot full of these fried, custard-filled Guatemalan (or Cuban according to some sites...
Spanish-language network Univision’s “Political Action Committee” recently made a $1,000 donation to Senator Roger Wicker’s campaign, only to ask for their money back once they discovered Wicker’s stance on illegal immigration might not sit well with their viewers. Lucky....
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