Does Ashton Kutcher not have a kegger he’s late for or something? Jesus Christ. Audrina Patridge, she of “The Hills” fame (Double entendre? Why, yes!), was spotted getting a tattoo in Los Angeles. Wouldn’t it be really surprising if it were all just a prank for Ashton Kutcher’s new show about celebrities turning a lens - figuratively and literally! - on the paparazzi and pop-culture consuming public?

According to a Chinese-knowing certain someone, the tattoo translates to the name of a Chinese pork dish. Exotic!

We hope next time, Audrina gets “De Hector” or somesuch tattooed around her neck in fancy script. Elegant-like, you know? Or maybe Eva Longoria will get Mario Lopez’s smiling mug tattooed onto her bicep.

Is This Ashton’s Doing? [dlisted]