TuesdayMarch042008

Barack Obama Stealthily Plants Eva Longoria As Clinton Supporter

Mark your calendars. Well, yesterday. Go back in your time machines and mark your calendars yesterday as the day that Eva Longoria single-handedly lost the Texas Latino vote for Hillary Clinton by publicly claiming her support for the presidential candidate because she’s “real” and “human” and “a woman.” Three things Eva Longoria Parker couldn’t possibly know anything about. Thanks a lot, Eva.

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I love me some Eva! Barack has his whole band of retarded musicians and actors supporting him (aka…brainiac George Lopez). At least Hillary’s is easy on the eye and is actually relevant in Texas.

Eva knows politics like a dog knows karate. She knows nothing of Hillary’s history or her plans. It’s interesting how none of Hillary’s supporters have to name any of her accomplishments, but every Obama supporter has to know him inside out. Retarded, jrod, is and Ohio native voting for the very person who helped screw up their ecconomy.

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