Inspired by David Hernandez and Diablo Cody, no doubt, US Weekly has compiled a special slide show of celebrities with stripper pasts. Because celebrities are just like us! Amongst the carnage is none other than award hoarder Javier Bardem who claims he only did it for one day in his twenties. Uh huh, and we’re sure it was just the tip. But the big question on our minds is whether his penis look like a big nose.

STARS’ SECRET STRIPPER PASTS [US]